Aimee Mann - Calling it quits

Calling It Quits

He's a serious Mister
shake his hand and he'll twist your arm
With monopoly money
we'll be buying the funny farm
So I'll do flips and get paid in chips
From a diamond as big as the Ritz

Then I'm calling it quits
Calling it quits

Eyes the color of candy
lies to cover the handicap
though your slippers are ruby
you'll be led to the booby trap
And there's no prize just a smaller size
so I'm wearing the shoe 'til it fits

then I'm calling it quits
Yes I'm Calling it quits
Yes I'm calling it quits
Now he's numbering himself
among the masterminds (calling it quits)
'cause he's hit upon the
leverage of valentines (calling it quits)
lifting dialogue from
Judy Garland story lines
where get-tough girls turn into gold mines

But oh - those Polaroid babies
taking chances with rabies
happy to tear me to bits
well, I'm calling it quits
Yes, I'm calling it quits
Yes, I'm calling it quits
Yes, I'm calling it quits
Yes, I'm calling it quits
(now he's numbering himself among the masterminds)
Yes, I'm calling it quits
(cause he's hit upon the leverage of valentines)
Yes, I'm calling it quits
(now he's numbering himself among the masterminds)
Yes, I'm calling it quits
(cause he's hit upon the leverage of valentines)